We love the smell of Napalm in the morning. But not the flesh-melting, incinerate-everything kind. We like the delicious, so-good-it’ll-make-you-fist-fight-your-aunt kind. The targeted-lipolysis-and-energy-production-formula kind, stuffed into America’s-finest-pre-workout-powdered-juju-with-a-side-of-karate-chopping-you-in-the-neck kind. Red, White & BOOM Napalm Edition is like putting firecrackers, a fried turkey, a stereo system blasting the Star-Spangled Banner, reality TV, and a gallon of cola into a barrel and lighting it on fire. Yeah, it’s that good.
